The first poems published on this website are coming soon...
These poems will be called...
"Oh, the Torture for Biff"
"What's up With Nat?"
and
"To Make a Long Story Short..."
To Make a Long Story Short…
To make a long story short,
I just got out of court,
and now I feel like a really sick dog.
I pooped all night,
and it gave me a fright,
so I woke up to the morning fog.
I still felt sick, but I took a lucky kick at
my little sister and it was fun.
I went outside,
to take a little ride,
on my bike in the afternoon sun.
I just got out of court,
and now I feel like a really sick dog.
I pooped all night,
and it gave me a fright,
so I woke up to the morning fog.
I still felt sick, but I took a lucky kick at
my little sister and it was fun.
I went outside,
to take a little ride,
on my bike in the afternoon sun.
What’s Up With Nat?
What’s up with Nat?
Has he gotten fat?
Or is it because he married Pat?
Has he eaten?
Or is he sleepin’?
Or is it because his wife keeps weepin’?
What’s up with him?
Has he gotten fat?
Or is it because he married Pat?
Has he eaten?
Or is he sleepin’?
Or is it because his wife keeps weepin’?
What’s up with him?
“Oh, The Torture For Biff!”
There once was a man named Biff,
that liked to live in his barn.
One day he fell off a cliff,
And guess what he said: “Oh darn!”
He ended up with a broken knee,
And hobbled around for a while.
He also broke one kidney,
Which really cramped his style!
that liked to live in his barn.
One day he fell off a cliff,
And guess what he said: “Oh darn!”
He ended up with a broken knee,
And hobbled around for a while.
He also broke one kidney,
Which really cramped his style!
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